Be glad you were not at my house Thursday and Friday... I was SOME put out...
Thursday, I had a nice lady call me and offer to adopt Lucy, my son's calico cat I told you about. She was coming on Friday to look at her and possibly take her. I had put Lucy on Craigsl*st to see if I could find her a good home. Well, I went to take Lucy's collar off because it seemed to be bugging her (which I had bought her a couple of weeks ago - it had a bell on it - I like to know where she is...) and it had irritated her neck and she'd been scratching and her neck was all red and angry-looking. So I thought I'd put a little N*eosporin on it just for good measure. I also tore off a clean piece of towel and safety pinned it around her neck so she'd not be able to scratch and put her in the laundry room in her basket to go to bed. Ok, everything seemed to be fine.

We went out to eat at our favorite Mexican food place Thursday evening and when we got home, of course, it was dark. I saw Gypsy out in the front yard playing with something and having the biggest time. Altho the house porch lights were on I couldn't tell what it was that she was playing with. We got out of the car and walked up to the house, and
what do we have here! There was a rooster laying in the yard that immediately hopped up and jumped on the porch with great difficulty and hid under the wicker settee. There were tail feathers laying in the yard. Oh great. We have a chicken ketchin' dog.
I jumped all over Gypsy and yelled at her - she knew I was mad. She was very cowed down and submissive. I clipped her leash on and tied her where she couldn't get to the rooster. I'm sure she thought I was going to be so proud of the cool play-purty that she brought home - you could just tell by her happy bouncy smile when we drove up. The rooster was injured and looked like it definitely had a broken wing, so Tony went in and got one of his pistols and shot the roo and put it in a sack in a box in the back of his truck.
Not sure where the rooster came from, but I know sometimes our neighbor's free-range chickens come on to our 80 acres on the north end. Whadaya do? Yes, I need my dog to stay on my property. But there's dogs everywhere around here and they all run loose in the country, as well as the chickens and coyotes. Got any good advice out there? I'm going to get some chickens, too, and I don't want Gypsy playing with or killing them. Perhaps I'm being too optomistic here, but usually I can tell her or show her something that I want her to do or don't want her to do and she seems to understand. She picks up things real quick and she really wants to please me. I THINK I might could teach her not to mess with the chickens, but I can't teach her that if I don't have any right now. Any and all advice would be appreciated. I sure don't want to have to give Gypsy away and I can't keep her tied up all the time either, but I don't want my neighbors mad at me either. 'Course, they ARE letting their chickens run on our place...
Later in the evening, I went out and took Bug to potty (the chihuahua) and I was sitting on the settee waiting. Gypsy came over, creeping up submissively and apologized so sweetly and I pet her a little bit. Then she started barking at something we heard out in the darkness. We could hear something moving about and didn't know if it was a varmint or what. She's such a good watch dog! We eased over in the direction of the noise and it seemed to be coming from the back of the truck.
What do we have here? That dad-gum rooster was having post-mortem spasms or something! It was moving around in the sack! And it was deader'na doornail! Is that possible????? Scared the pee-diddle out both of us! I told Tony and he said he was NOT going to shoot the rooster again. He shot it 3 times. And it was already dead.
Friday morning, I got up early (I always do) and made my way to the laundry room to let Lucy out. Well,
what do we have here? CAT PO*P and CAT THROW-UP all over the the laundry room floor and the rug, too!!! Evidently, she had gotten under that towel I'd put around her neck and licked all the Neosp*rin off and it made her sick to her stomach and she was going both ways! Poor Lucy! POORER ME! Guess who gets to clean it all up? Tony looks at me and says, "She's your cat, don't look at me!" So I cleaned it up. So, a lesson - if your cat gets clogged with hairballs, Neosp*rin works great! (disclaimer - I don't recommend it - try some oil of some kind...)
Then I walked outside to let Bug out.
What do we have here? I'd been putting Christmas items out on Thursday, and had some boxes sitting on the porch. Gypsy had helped herself to one of the boxes FILLED with newspapers, and she had shredded both the box AND the newspapers and they were strewn all over the front yard! I thought when I went to bed the night before that I really needed to move those boxes. Thank goodness newspapers were all that were in the box!
SOOOOO, as I'm cleaning up the mess in the front yard and as the morning work traffic is whizzing down our little country road and all eyes are panning RIGHT to see our beautifully decorated (with cardboard & newspaper) yard with me in my flannel plaid sleepin' pants and jacket and no make-up and bed-head scraping up and picking and chasing down in the wind little slivers of newspapers and trying to keep them in the garbage bag! TALK ABOUT WHITE TRASH! And Tony says, "you're the one that wanted animals". And smiles real big.
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what ELSE do we have here? My wonderful, thoughtful, kind and generous husband, dressed and ready for work and he's standing on the front porch enjoying my frustration. Not only that, he's singing, "Welcome to my world! won't you come on in????" waving his arms like an opera singer with an audience and making up silly verses about living on the farm and the animals and all the crap and inconvenience and mess they make! Did he offer to help??? NO way! He's thoroughly enjoying my dilemna. I was so perturbed but he was having such a great time and singing at the top of his lungs - I'm sure anyone with their car window down could hear him. I just had to bust out laughing - he was so funny and I couldn't help myself. I had to laugh cuz I was too mad to be mad. I'm still keeping my critters and I'm gonna get me some more.
How was YOUR weekend?