Thursday, October 22, 2009

Calling all Pellet Gun Owners!

Would somebody please come down here to my office building and take out these stupid crows on top of my metal roof PLEASE!!!  The sweet gum balls are falling on my roof and it sounds like those mini-buzzards are playing soccer up there.  Jumping up and down, cawing, and trying to stab the sweet gum balls and digging them out of the gutters. It's not pecking - it's hammering!  Sounds like a jackhammer!  They've made my office roof their new playground for the last 2 weeks! I'm surprised I don't have a leak in the roof yet!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

On Way!!

CJ xx

LindaSue said...

ROFL - it is just too funny - we can tolerate all kinds of agony but the intensity of sounds on a metal roof can drive us insane. We lived in our workshop/barn while building our house - and a mild rainstorm became a torture chamber experience with the amplification! I'm sympathizing - laughing but sympathizing!

Debbie said...

Vickie, pitch up a string of Black Cat firecrackers. Light them first of course. It'd make me leave!
Debbie

Anonymous said...

Yeah, maybe, but there's nothin' like a good, old-fashioned trailer house!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Vickie - throw some rubber snakes up there.

KathyB. said...

Gophers and crows, you ARE under attack! Throw a rubber snake and a stuffed owl up there! Add a scarecrow for good measure. I am expecting you to post about squirrels in your attic and grasshoppers in your fields soon.

Eggs In My Pocket said...

How funny! You might try sitting a stuffed cat or dog up there. blessings,Kathleen