The first person who guesses who BOTH of us are gets a prize! I haven't decided what kind of prize, but you get a prize nonetheless! You have to get BOTH of us right.
Now, on to the whole busted party...
Tony and I had the best time getting ready and ran around all day Saturday getting props and costume parts. I had made a 32 oz bowl of "crack dip" and crackers and chips we had everything all ready to go. Adam and his girlfriend took a few pictures of us (Jena has some better ones on her camera) and they laughed at us the whole entire time we were getting ready, and then just hee-hawed when we made our big debut. It WAS pretty funny actually...
So we loaded up in the truck and I sat the bowl of dip on the dashboard so I could step up and haul myself into the truckseat. Seatbelt in place, hoping nobody could see us in the dark truck. Tony steps on the gas.
WHAP! The dip bowl falls - you guessed it - upside down in the floor of the truck!!! I shrieked and he slams on the brakes. Thank goodness for Glad clingwrap! It made a mess inside the bowl and wrap, but it did not come out of the bowl! My new favorite product! OK, so I set the bowl in my lap and we take off again.
We have to stop at the Dollar General store to let me get some bright red lipstick. Luckily there were only a handful of folks in the one we stopped at. When I walked in (I was hoping nobody would see me) the checkout girl stared at me all the way down the aisle, and a looked at her and just said, "Don't ask." But I did smile at her... I got several weird looks.
We drive across town to the home of our friends and as we're driving up to their house, we could not see any cars and the houselights were not on. We were puzzled. I happened to have J's phone number and I called her and asked where the party was?
Then we came home and ate frozen pizza and watched a movie with Adam and Jena and went to bed before midnight. Happy New Years to the Fears!
17 comments:
That's easy...your hubby is Alex Trebek and you're Golda Meir. =)
Hahahahahahahha...oh no! Only you two would have such a strange twist. I'd have told Jan to open the door because you were coming in because there was going to be a party all right. Oh dear! I'm in stitches and now John wants to know what's going on.
Nothing in Blogdom is ever wasted...it's all blog fodder!
I am so laughing...This sounds like something that only my hubby and I would do...sorry that you missed the party, but hey you sure are giving us a laugh right now!
Thanks for sharing all this goooood info..
Oh my gosh! I'm still laughing so hard. Great story!! Tony is W.C. Fields maybe?, but I'm still trying to figure yours out (although I love that big unibrow you have going on there!!)
Love you guys! Happy Birthday!!
Lynne
Okay, I think someone guessed you were Golda Meir. I agree on that. But maybe Tony is Winston Churchill?
Oh no!!
That is so something I would do!
At least you had fun, right?
I have no idea who you were but I'll enjoy reading other's guesses.
Roosevelts?
Deb
NOT peeking or even reading the whole post! 'Tis Winston Churchill and the Mrs. Gotttta' be. And AB FAB you two are!!!!!!!!
OK, now to read your post!!! ,-)
"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is
than to persist in delusion,
however satisfying and reassuring."
- Carl Sagan (1934-1996)
ONLY TO YOU!!!!!!!!
Oh my Dear, that is soo, sooo, sooo funny. I agree, one would think a New Years Costume Party would be on New Year's Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Auntie sezzzzzzzz..."
But you had fun, in spite of this *revoltin' development.* :-))))))
Mmmmm, he hasssssss to be Churchill. But you are not his Mrs. And I'm kinda' lost. Did Golda Meir wear red, red lipstick?
Tell! Tell!!!!!!! I don't care who wins. Telllllllllllll! -giggles-
"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is
than to persist in delusion,
however satisfying and reassuring."
- Carl Sagan (1934-1996)
Wow,,,that is so funny. What happened to the dip?
I have no idea who you are unless you are some unibrow gypsy lady and i think Mr. is either WC Fields or Churchill.
Thanks for the GREAT STORY.
Churchill and Golda but someone has probably guessed.
Great costumes, btw.
Thanks for visiting Thistle Cove Farm; may the worst of 2012 be from the best of 2011, Happy New Year.
Oh sure, Winston Churchill, right, more like Alex Trebek as Winston Churchill. =D (Your hubby is too handsome to play Mr. Churchill!)
LOL! Love this!
Churchill and Frida Kahlo?
Your costumes are amazing, whoever you are.
This is a night and a story to remember....so funny!
Happy new year
LINDA SUE - YOU ARE THE WINNER - YOU GOT BOTH OF US RIGHT!!!! Never thought anybody would guess ME! Congrats!
Awwwww, at least you had fun getting ready to go! And yes, thank goodness for glad cling wrap - the person that invented that was a genious! Very clever costume ideas!! Happy New Year!
I'm late at reading blogs, but I agree with Linda Sue, Churchill and Frida, then I read your reply. You nailed the costume Vickie! Of course, your husband could have been W.C. Fields too, they kinda resemble each other, Fields & Churchill.
Looks like fun, the uni-brow however, does NOT suit you.~
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